Friday, May 06, 2005

Sympathy for James Dobson

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when America
Held its National Day of Prayer
Made damn sure that Tom DeLay
Spoke my words and shielded his hate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Colorado
Where I preached it was a-time to beat all the children and the pets
Kill the judges and their Senators
Democrats screamed in vain

I cheered the tanks
And the general's ranks
When the Shock and Awe raged
And the infidel bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeah

(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

I watched with glee
as the bankruptcy reform bill passed (whoo whoo)
and the tax cuts for the rich (whoo whoo)
made me rich real fast (whoo whoo)

I shouted out, (whoo whoo)
"Who killed the Iraqis?" (whoo whoo)
When after all (whoo whoo)
It was you and me (whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself (whoo whoo)
I'm a man of wealth and taste (whoo whoo)
And I merged Church and State (whoo whoo)
Duping you all as I took my place (whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo)
oh yeah (whoo whoo)
Confusion (whoo whoo)
Is my game(whoo whoo),
oh yeah, get down, baby (whoo whoo)(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)(whoo whoo)(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo)
oh yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's confusing you (whoo whoo)
Is just the nature of my game (whoo whoo)
um yeah (whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal (whoo whoo)
And all the sinners saints (whoo whoo)
As heads is tails (whoo whoo)
Just call me James Dobson (whoo whoo)
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint (whoo whoo)

So if you meet me (Dobson)(whoo whoo)
Have some courtesy (whoo whoo)
Have some sympathy, (whoo whoo)
and some taste (whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo)
soul to waste,(whoo whoo),
um yeah (whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you (whoo whoo)
Hope you guessed my name, (Dobson)(whoo whoo)
um yeah (whoo, whoo)
Confusion (whoo whoo)
Is my game, (whoo whoo)
um mean it, (whoo whoo)
get down (whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)(whoo whoo) (whoo whoo)

Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah, get on down (whoo whoo)
Oh yeah (whoo whoo)(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........
Oh yeah! (whoo, whoo)

Tell me baby,(whoo whoo)
what's my name(Dobson)(whoo whoo)
Tell me honey,(whoo whoo)
can ya guess my name (Dobson) (Whoo whoo)
Tell me baby, (whoo whoo)
what's my name (Dobson)(whoo whoo)
I tell you one time, (whoo whoo)
you're to blame (whoo whoo)

Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo Who (whoo whoo)
Woo (whoo whoo)
alright (whoo whoo)
Oh, who who, oh, who who, (whoo whoo)
oh, who who
Oh Yeah (whoo whoo)
Woo, who who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who who (whoo whoo)

Ah yeah, a-what's my name (Dobson(Whoo whoo)
Tell me, baby, (whoo whoo)
what's my name (Dobson)(whoo whoo)
Tell me, sweetie, (whoo whoo)
what's my name (Dobson)(whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)

Oh, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Ah, yeah!
Whoo whoo Woo Who WhoWhoo whoo

1 comment:

alt hippo said...

Very funny!