Thursday, August 30, 2007

A Friendly Face to Protect the President

That's the Attorney General job description and requirement (for Republican presidents only, apparently) as identified by conservative columnist Robert Novak.

But the next Democratic president, I'm sure, will need to demonstrate "independence", nonpoliticalness and the avoidance of all those real bad partisan words for his or her AG.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Not Impressed

Michael Vick's statement:

For most of my life, I’ve been a football player, not a public speaker, so, you know, I really don’t know, you know, how to say what I really want to say.

You know, I understand it’s — it’s important or not important, you know, as far as what you say but how you say things. So, you know, I take this opportunity just to speak from the heart.

When people talk from the heart, they don't have to say they are talking from the heart.

First, I want to apologize, you know, for all the things that — that I’ve done and that I have allowed to happen. I want to personally apologize to commissioner Goodell, Arthur Blank, coach Bobby Petrino, my Atlanta Falcons teammates, you know, for our — for our previous discussions that we had. And I was not honest and forthright in our discussions, and, you know, I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself to say the least.

Forthright? Who uses that word? And "not honest" means "I lied". You were ashamed? Of what? Lying?

I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts and, you know, what I did was, what I did was very immature so that means I need to grow up.

His best line of the statement.

I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the football player.

I take full responsibility for my actions. For one second will I sit right here — not for one second will I sit right here and point the finger and try to blame anybody else for my actions or what I’ve done.

I’m totally responsible, and those things just didn’t have to happen. I feel like we all make mistakes. It’s just I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions. And you know, those things, you know, just can’t happen.

No, six years of funding and operating a dog-fighting ring is not a "mistake". It is a pre-medicated series of actions.

Dog fighting is a terrible thing, and I did reject it.

You do or you did reject it? When did you reject it? Why?

I’m upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that’s the right thing to do as of right now.

Oh for cryin' out loud.

Like I said, for this — for this entire situation I never pointed the finger at anybody else, I accepted responsibility for my actions of what I did and now I have to pay the consequences for it.

Saying you never pointed a finger at anybody else is self-serving. You didn't accept responsibility for six years, and you didn't accept responsibility until just now, four months after the facts initially arose. You're a bit late accepting responsibility.

But in a sense, I think it will help, you know, me as a person. I got a lot to think about in the next year or so.

I offer my deepest apologies to everybody out in there in the world who was affected by this whole situation. And if I’m more disappointed with myself than anything it’s because of all the young people, young kids that I’ve let down, who look at Michael Vick as a role model. And to have to go through this and put myself in this situation, you know, I hope that every young kid out there in the world watching this interview right now who’s been following the case will use me as an example to using better judgment and making better decisions.

Once again, I offer my deepest apologies to everyone. And I will redeem myself. I have to.

How?

So I got a lot of down time, a lot of time to think about my actions and what I’ve done and how to make Michael Vick a better person.

Thank you.